Bjorn has alot of swag. Like ALOT of swag. He smokes cigarettes. It always looks swag. He has a large cock that smells like bacon.
by dezeyouth November 22, 2021
This is a one of a kind juicy piece of meat, incapable of performing the most simple tasks. Very loyal to his senpai, raised in a extremely christian household. Can be used in a sentence as a word implying "being useless".
dude 1: hey dude can you make this drawing on your computer.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.
by Tjomas November 22, 2021
The process of becoming Swedish. One will start to shrink and their hair will slowly bleach during said process. Their eyes will become an icy blue and their vocal cords will contort, enabling them to have mastery over the Swedish language.
by Mr. Bjortle May 8, 2022
A very KARDERR person who loves everyone that loves him.He has so many talents and his metabolism is the best,he can heat tons of food and never increases in weight(ca t thot vllai ndro profesjon)
by Koga.bbx November 21, 2021
Originating from Scandinavia, however, people with this name appear to have a massive penis measuring a whopping 6.9 inches long. It also means 'Big Bear'.
by WineEmDineEmSixtyNineEm November 21, 2021
by Apollo09 August 26, 2022
Someone with a very unfortunate name that will never be pronounced just right. Bjorne’s are kind, caring, excited and look out for everyone they love. Will also take you on crazy adventures that make you reconsider your choices in life. Everyone needs a Bjorne
by Unfornunate namegirl November 22, 2021