bitchtopia

The state in which several minor things are going wrong for a prima donna, thereby giving them an extraordinary opportunity to complain mercilessly and without cessation.

When both the wedding planner and the florist made minor mistakes on her wedding day, it was a true bitchtopia for my finacee; she began a rant that lasted nearly 2 hours. She's never been so happy!

bitchtopia by Boodles March 22, 2008

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Bitchtopia

The place where all the bitches hangout.

Man! Did you see all dem bitches down at the bitchtopia?!

Bitchtopia by The_Bitch_in_Charge January 19, 2014

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bitchtopia • Bitchtodian • Bitchtoria • Bitchtonio • Bitchopath • bitchophagus • bitchtipated • bitchtoid • bitchtorium

Bitchtoria

1) A Victorian bitch. See Elizabitch.
2) An extremely bitchy text-to-speech engine.

Claire might seem refined in her old-fashioned dress, but in reality she's nothing but a Bitchtoria.

I could tell Victoria was a Bitchtoria from the start when she wouldn't stop saying 'bitch bitch bitch' in her bitchy synthesized voice.

Bitchtoria by Phixes February 15, 2005

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bitchtoid

A variant of the words bitch and altoid. Bitch, meaning a very shrew-ish person, is combined with Altoid, the curiously strong mint, to form Bitchtoid, a curiously strong and sometimes painful bitch. Definitly a lot worse to deal with than just a normal bitch.

Damn, my ex is such a bitchtoid, she just punched me in the face and broke my nose.

bitchtoid by Guernica322 December 15, 2008