bitcht

An adjective that describes the state of your face after your woman has given you a slap for dissing her.

Dude 1: "Dude, whazzup your face?"
Dude 2: "Charmaine bitcht it up last night when we wuz fightin."
Dude 1: "What you say, man?"
Dude 2 "All I said was 'you's an irrational, hormone driven bag of cellulite' and she bitcht me like."

by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005

bitchting

Being bitched at by your girlfriend/wife via text message.

Me-Whatever hun
The Wife-Whatever you fucker
Me-Quit your bitchting!

by FMLGuy69 November 20, 2010