"laserguided planetary electronic hydroponic robot sonic, smack my bitch up"
"whatchu talkin bout keith?"
"whatchu talkin bout keith?"
by shahin badar October 18, 2006
by Magikid September 2, 2009
To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).
Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.
Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
by Wayan October 10, 2007
I'm having the mechanic smack my bitch up.
by Janky Rolo April 12, 2005
by Shanghugh October 22, 2020
A statement of distress and personal frustration. Use this at only the most dire and mentally straining moments.
Example - Getting pissed on by a depraved old man outside a 7/11.
Example - Getting pissed on by a depraved old man outside a 7/11.
Eg ( Ahh man, this is a bitch me up!) or in the act of a bitch me up. ( Stop bitching me up please oh pretty please!)
by TungGone October 17, 2020
by PanicerAF January 18, 2017