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Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack 

Is the act of a man ripping out his pubic hair and placing it in the palm of his hand followed by masterbating on said pubic hair in the palm of his hand. When the Pubic hair and Man gravy are mixed you smack the bitch in the face making the man gravy pubic hair mix stick to her face simulating a small beard.
I was doing this bitch doggy style and while she was cumming I gave her the Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack
Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack by Azgru September 28, 2007
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National Smack A Bitch Day

smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”
Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her

Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣

This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me

Smack a Bitch 

When someone really needs to get sent back to their senses, You smack a bitch. Either the person acted out of line or was offensive in one way or another; so you smack them, back-handed or open-palmed, either way it needs to be a quick and across the face.
Yo that hoe came all up in my grills, so I just had ta smack a bitch.
Smack a Bitch by RamK October 5, 2006

smack my bitch up 

Request another to inject you with Heroin or get you high. "Get me high." "Light my fire." "Shoot me up." "Smack my bitch up."

The phrase was made famous by The Prodigy. The phrase does not mean to hit your girlfriend, nor does it advocate violence toward women as it literally implies.
"Man I'm tweekin', are you holdin'?"
"You know it."
"Then smack my bitch up.
smack my bitch up by Joe Sa September 7, 2008

Smack the bitch outta you 

Phrase - A comment said from one person (usually African-American male) to another person (usually African-American female) when when they are acting like a bitch, meaning that they would be smacked so hard they would stop being a bitch.
Ex:1

Jenida: Tyrell you are such a douche!

Tyrell: Woman, quit talking before I smack the bitch outta you!

Ex:2

Joseph: Man, Tracy was acting really mean earlier.

Johnny: I know dude, somebody should smack the bitch outta her.

Ex:3

Bailey: Damn Courtney you better stay outta my way!

Courney: Yeah, and you better shut up before I smack the bitch outta you!

smack my bitch up 

bitch being slang for the main vain running down your arm in which heroin is usually injected.
smack is slang for the drug heroin.
put them together and you get smack my bitch up, in other words to inject heroin into your main vein in your arm.

also widely known from the famous song smack my bitch up by the prodigy.
hey man, im off to smack my bitch up whilst listening to smack by bitch up

smack my bitch up 

Quite possibly the single most controversial piece of electronic music ever produced. Released by The Prodigy in 1997, the lyrics consist entirely of eight words sampled from the classic hip-hop track "Give the Drummer Some." Four of those eight are, well, "smack my bitch up." The song has been interpreted as meaning a variety of things, ranging from shooting heroin to domestic violence to doing things intensely, the last of which is what the band maintains as the actual meaning.

The song was coupled with an equally controversial video, which depicts a wild night of sex, drugs, and violence from a first-person perspective. However, it was far from mindless- in fact, the video consistently ranks as one of the best ever made, and contains a twist that makes people rethink their entire interpretation of the song. Personally, I came away from it thinking the song was one big joke making fun of people who will dance to anything without caring what the lyrics are, but I'll let you decide for yourself.
Guy #1: Have you heard that song, "Smack My Bitch Up"?

Girl: OMG, that song is so offensive!

Guy #2: Yeah, but you have to admit, there's a lot worse. Just listen to rap music.