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Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is 

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.
The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.
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Bitch Bending 

(v)- The act of bending bitches with your Chi. Originated from ancient China, as a new form of martial arts mixed with karma sutra. Bitch Bending can be performed only in the four elements;air,water,earth and fire. A normal Bender may be born with the gift to bend bitches in one of the perviously stated elements. If a normal bender is not in reach of his element, his bitch bending will be unavailable. A Bitch Bender who possess a higher level of chi will be able to Bitch Bend in the absence of their element. Only the Avatar will have the ability to Bend Bitches in all four elements. The Bitch Bending sprits place the avatar with the peoples of one of the elements of the earth to ensure the peace is held with all bitch benders. There is only one bitch bending Avatar on the earth at once. The current Avatar was to the people of the Air Bitch Bending nation.
Taking a normal human female and positioning her body in a certain configuration in one of the four elements.

Air Bitch Bending, Fire Bitch Bending, Water Bitch Bending, Earth Bitch Bending.

Bitch Bender

n. one who possess the power to bend a bitch with their chi. this may only be done with the use of an element. the elements consist of the following: air, water, earth, and fire. very few humans are born with the power to bitch bend.
Air Bitch Bender will use his chi and his mind to levitate a female in the air 3 meters and perform downward dog.

Water Bitch Bender will have the power to propel the female skimming over the water in the missionary position, as if he was riding her like flipper.

elbow bending bitch 

Cherisa went to the bar one night to pick up any random dick.. She is a elbow bending bitch
elbow bending bitch by Dawsonator February 15, 2015

Boris Bender Bitch Baby 

A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.
Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.

bendy bitch

uhh well, she good for banging, buttt shes just really bendy and she bends everywhere
Yk last night we uhh, fucked, and that pawgg was a goddamn bendy bitchh...
bendy bitch by gru'sbbgorl777 January 5, 2023

Benda'bitch

Benda'bitch (verb) - Another slang term that any man should use. It's in replacement of anal sex, which most women will decline at the sound of. This is a sure-way of getting anal sex with a woman, only you have to benda'bitch instead.
Jessica - "So Jareth, what do you have planned for tonight?"
Jareth - "I don't know, how does anal sex sound to you?"
Jessica - "HELL no, something else in mind?"
Jareth - "Ok, ok. How about we benda'bitch instead. I promise you'll like it."
Jessica - "Sounds interesting! Let's do it!"
Benda'bitch by JUnit Inane August 27, 2006