Bitch beer may only be consumed by males if beer is not present. If men drink bitch beer they are open to insults by other men and they may be called "pussy" or "vagina" because of it.
Don: Where's the Bud Light?
Mike: We are out. All we have left is Bitch Beer.
Don: #$@%@!!! Fine, give me a damn Bitch Beer.
Mark: Would you like something to drink?
Maria: Yah, Can I get a Smirnoff Ice?
Mark: We don't have any of that Bitch Beer here. This is a man's house. All we have is Miller and Jack.
In the States alcohol content is measured by weight as opposed to volume. So a %4 beer in the states would be a %3.2 beer in Canada...which is not even suitable for our dogs never mind our women. In addition, American beer often has a lower percentage even when you don't take the method of measurment which furthers American beer's reputation as "bitch beer".
Further, Americans are often referred to as bitchs in Canada due to their lack of knowledge in hockey, low alcohol tolerance, poor education, racist policies, and due to the rage Canadians feel when they are treated poorly in other countrys when we are initially identified as Americans. (the party is on when Canadian citizenship is established)
However, it should be noted, African Americans are not considered to be bitches because of their strong cultural dominance in the United States as well as the fact that malt liquor has about the same alcohol content as Canadian beer. This also proves that Canadians are truly "original Gangsters".
"My wife drinks bitch beer now that she is pregnant. She doesn''t want to harm the baby with any alcohol."
"Now Billy, you know you can't have have any real beer until you're 18! You're going to have to sit at the kiddy table and drink bitch beer for another 6 years!"