| 1. | If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me | ||
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An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say: "If it were a snake, it would have bit me." This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.
Guy 1: Where are my keys? Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table. Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me. |
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| 2. | Charlie bit me | ||
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A video of a young British kid putting his finger in his baby brother, Charlie's mouth. Charlie bites his finger and the kid complains saying Charlie bit him. The video has been parodied numerous times on Youtube with people dubbing the voices from the original video over something different. "Charlie ow ow OWWWWW!!!!.....CHARLIE!!!.....Charlie bit me..."
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| 3. | Bite Me | ||
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A phrase used by ugly bitches in English when they are angry. The phrase comes from the fact that in history when ugly bitches couldn't get laid they told men "Bite me in my cooter" hoping it would then lead to intercourse.
It has now been shortened in modern usage to "Bite Me" used when an ugly bitch is angry and has no other appropriate come-back. Hot Guy: Sup bitch?
Ugly Bitch: Bite Me! Hot Guy: Offer or insult! Ugly Bitch: Offer... (In begging tone) PLEASE!!! |
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| 4. | hair of the dog that bit me | ||
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Any alcoholic beverage, the consumption of which is supposed to clear up one's hangover from previous drinking (but will tend to have the opposite effect in reality). Origins of the phrase date back to medieval times, when hairs from a biting dog were put in the bite wound in the belief that this promoted healing. Lloyd: What will you be drinking, sir?
Jack: Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd. Lloyd: Bourbon on the rocks? Jack: That'll do it. |
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| 5. | Spoon with a little bit of flavour on it | ||
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A slang term used to define a spoon with a tiny bit of snow cone on it. Properly pronounced spoon wif a widdow bit a fwavow on it. (Spoken like elmer fudd but in a baby voice) Me:Would you like a Spoon with a little bit of flavour on it?
Marty: HAHA, YA!! |
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| 6. | dont mac me off like a two bob | ||
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Cockney slang. Two bob as in two bob bit (tit). this rpoughly means dont treat me like a tit! Cumon Ray! Dont mac me off like a two bob! (love honour and obey)
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| 7. | All Eyez On Me | ||
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All Eyez on Me is an album by The Great rapper Tupac Shakur, released on February 13, 1996 (see 1996 in music). The album has become one of the most influential albums in hip hop history and is often considered The Best Album Of Rap Ever Released. The album was certified 9x platinum by the RIAA. All Eyez on Me was released after Death Row label CEO Suge Knight bailed Tupac out of jail as a part of Tupac's contract to sign with Death Row Records
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this double-album served as the first two records he owed. Many fans, critics and rivals consider it to be one of the greatest rap albums of all time. 2Pac's lyrics in this album are generally a no-holds barred tribute to the thug lifestyle. Though there are the occasional reminiscings and tributes to friends, it is a definite move away from his 2Pacalypse Now-era political and social commentary, or his latest sorrowful soul searching. In All Eyez on Me there is really a little bit of everything. He hit the studios literally hours after being released from prison to begin work on this 27 track hip-hop tour de force. The prolific rapper finished this album in only two weeks. The occasional friends from Thug Life or newly-created group The Outlawz show up, as well as the requisite Tupac collaborator, Snoop Dogg, among other strong guests. Daz Dillinger, along with Johnny "J", handle most of the production, along with help from Dr. Dre on "Can't C Me" and "California Love". TrackList Book 1 1 "Ambitionz Az a Ridah" 2 "All ... |
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