Bissue

Bit of an issue

Fred: Oh, guys, my locker wont open.
Louise: Mate! That is a bissue!
Fred: It's not a bissue... It's a real issue!

by Ne/\/\O January 19, 2010

bissue

A bissue is a beer in place of a tissue in the event where normally a tissue would be handed to someone to calm their nerves.

Guy1: *sob* My girlfriend just broke up with me
Guy2: Here, have a bissue for that issue.

by rayfee September 9, 2009

bissue

1. Bissue, is a portmanteau of Big and Issue. Pertaining to the Big Issue vendors, they're collectively known as 'Bissues'.

2. Spoken when a bissue vendor is asking passers-by whether they would like to purchase a copy of the Big Issue.

1. I was in town today, and there was a bissue on the corner near the bank.

2. "Bissue, love?" (When asking a woman if she would like to buy a Big Issue.

by King Bish March 24, 2008

bissue

1. (n) a bitch with issues. can be applied to both males, females and anything else in between.

1a. one allergic to bissue's typically catch a sudden reaction when encountered

1b. sudden reaction can also become violent till tha broad excuses herself

1. in the club satudray night, i approached her with plenty confidence, tapped her on the shoulder, spit out a few lines, then asked, "so whats your name..." only to hear her response back with "...why would i give you my name? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!" brush the dirt off ya shoulda and walk away, playa.. it's plain to see.. she's a bissue.

1a.
playa: yo dawg who's that broad standin' next to you yappin' out tha mouth bout you bein' da baby daddy of all 4 of them kidz?
mack: you mean..::lookin over his shoulder at the broad::..this thing? yo she a.. a.. a.. ::sneezing:: BISSUE.

1b.
tanya: playa i need you to do me a favor :-D
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: im so sorry bout.. :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: see what had happened was... :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: playa listen to me! :-\
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: fine i don't like yo azz no way.. :-(
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
::tanya excuses herself while sobbin to her other bissue friends:: :'(

by xeus January 30, 2005

Beef Bisque

Luke warm non-fat milk broth with hearty chunks of imitation crab and Ground beef which has been marinaded in low sodium soy sauce and minced garlic, garnished with caramelized onions and australian licorice.

The beef bisque is our top featured seasonal heritage farm to fork menu creation.

by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020

ball bisque

The gelatinous coating of greasy vinegar like soup that coats a male's crotchable region on hot days, during times of stress, or during physical exertion. Typically brewed by the testicles, taint, and inner thighs. Comes in cheese, oil and vinegar, and salted pork flavors.

"Man this hot weather's got me brewing ball bisque by the gallon."

"My testicles are so sweaty I could open a ball bisque brewery."

by Skrubbard October 9, 2008

Lady Bisque

Feminine sexual discharge. Female equivalent of Man Chowder.

Lady Bisque is created when vaginal secretion is subjected to prolonged periods of friction during intercourse. The result is a white, creamy substance, not unlike 'Bisque'-style soups.

Following intercourse, men can usually find Lady Bisque on the shaft, balls, and pubes. Women will find it all over their sniz, anus, and pubes.

After I pulled out, my pubes were covered in Lady Bisque!

by TheAmazingD.Tron January 10, 2011