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Bit of an issue
Fred: Oh, guys, my locker wont open.
Louise: Mate! That is a bissue!
Fred: It's not a bissue... It's a real issue!
Bissue by Ne/\/\O January 19, 2010
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A bissue is a beer in place of a tissue in the event where normally a tissue would be handed to someone to calm their nerves.
Guy1: *sob* My girlfriend just broke up with me
Guy2: Here, have a bissue for that issue.
bissue by rayfee September 9, 2009
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1. Bissue, is a portmanteau of Big and Issue. Pertaining to the Big Issue vendors, they're collectively known as 'Bissues'.

2. Spoken when a bissue vendor is asking passers-by whether they would like to purchase a copy of the Big Issue.
1. I was in town today, and there was a bissue on the corner near the bank.

2. "Bissue, love?" (When asking a woman if she would like to buy a Big Issue.
bissue by King Bish March 24, 2008
1. (n) a bitch with issues. can be applied to both males, females and anything else in between.

1a. one allergic to bissue's typically catch a sudden reaction when encountered

1b. sudden reaction can also become violent till tha broad excuses herself
1. in the club satudray night, i approached her with plenty confidence, tapped her on the shoulder, spit out a few lines, then asked, "so whats your name..." only to hear her response back with "...why would i give you my name? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!" brush the dirt off ya shoulda and walk away, playa.. it's plain to see.. she's a bissue.

1a.
playa: yo dawg who's that broad standin' next to you yappin' out tha mouth bout you bein' da baby daddy of all 4 of them kidz?
mack: you mean..::lookin over his shoulder at the broad::..this thing? yo she a.. a.. a.. ::sneezing:: BISSUE.

1b.
tanya: playa i need you to do me a favor :-D
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: im so sorry bout.. :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: see what had happened was... :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: playa listen to me! :-\
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: fine i don't like yo azz no way.. :-(
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
::tanya excuses herself while sobbin to her other bissue friends:: :'(
bissue by xeus January 30, 2005

Beef Bisque

Luke warm non-fat milk broth with hearty chunks of imitation crab and Ground beef which has been marinaded in low sodium soy sauce and minced garlic, garnished with caramelized onions and australian licorice.
The beef bisque is our top featured seasonal heritage farm to fork menu creation.
Beef Bisque by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020

ball bisque 

The gelatinous coating of greasy vinegar like soup that coats a male's crotchable region on hot days, during times of stress, or during physical exertion. Typically brewed by the testicles, taint, and inner thighs. Comes in cheese, oil and vinegar, and salted pork flavors.
"Man this hot weather's got me brewing ball bisque by the gallon."

"My testicles are so sweaty I could open a ball bisque brewery."
ball bisque by Skrubbard October 9, 2008

Lady Bisque

Feminine sexual discharge. Female equivalent of Man Chowder.

Lady Bisque is created when vaginal secretion is subjected to prolonged periods of friction during intercourse. The result is a white, creamy substance, not unlike 'Bisque'-style soups.

Following intercourse, men can usually find Lady Bisque on the shaft, balls, and pubes. Women will find it all over their sniz, anus, and pubes.
After I pulled out, my pubes were covered in Lady Bisque!
Lady Bisque by TheAmazingD.Tron January 10, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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