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Bishops Finger

The heavenly act of fingering a girl in the ass while fucking her vaginally, than, during the act, removing the finger, looking her square in the eyes, sticking a neighboring unscathed finger in your mouth sucking it clean (butt not really), and turning your dirty Bishops Finger and sticking it in her mouth to suck clean. She'll think it's really kinky that you sucked her shit off your finger and start bucking wildly, but the saintly act is that you made her eat her own shit.

-- Named in honor of the Battling Bishops mascot of Ohio Wesleyan University. This act originated, occured, and was named circa 1997.
Ie: She was a live one, and was really feeling it, but I thought I could bring it up a level, so gave her the Bishops Finger!
Bishops Finger by manyyearsgoneby December 17, 2008
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Bishops finger

Euphemism used to decribe the actions/appendages of boy-hungry paedophiles. Can be descriptive, as in
"my turds as brown as a Bishops finger. Now thats a lot of fibre!"
Oh, its a beer in England as well.

Priest: Time to clean my BISHOPS FINGER, Gregory.

Poor little innocent kid (Gregory): Not again! (sob)

Priest: Just do it. It's all brown and poostinky.

Bishops finger by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006

bishop finger 

While performing in 'doggy-style' intercourse; the "giver" proceeds to insert the thumb into the ass of the "receiver". To serve as a handle or pocket, for the thumb, during doggy style intercourse.
"Dude, I slipped her the bishop finger in my left hand...and spanked that ass with my right!"
bishop finger by Sean Slater February 20, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026