An eastern Washington variation on the common breakfast tradition of biscotti and cappuccino, the Spokane biscotti features a cup of hot gas station coffee stirred with a hot dog, typically procured from the same gas station. This regional delicacy most commonly includes a hot dog with a bun, though a slightly stale bun is desired for a bit of crunch. Purists will forgo the bun entirely and just dip the bare weiner.
Some would say that a Spokane biscotti is invalid if it does not come in a styrofoam cup.
Some would say that a Spokane biscotti is invalid if it does not come in a styrofoam cup.
by PotatoeBandit August 23, 2019
A combination of wookie (ie dreadlocked neo-hippie) and gangsta commonly found at disco biscuits concerts. Usually under the influence of and/or selling various pychotropic substances, in particular MDMA (molly, rolls, etc) or LSD (doses, L, acid, liquid, etc). These people can usually be identified through their pungent odor, lack of employment, extremely dilated pupils, obscure and irreverent comments in an attempt to start conversation, and silly costumes that simply dont make any sense. Do not buy drugs from any dirty biscotti, as they are not truly hippies, and are probably trying to rip you off.
"Did you see that dirty biscotti who was naked, puking off the roof of his van in the lot after the bisco show? Apparently he got tazed by the 5-0!"
"Yeah, that ass clown sold me some bunk molly, i couldnt even get my groove on to the heady UNTZ"
"Yeah, that ass clown sold me some bunk molly, i couldnt even get my groove on to the heady UNTZ"
by Aidan and Willcox February 22, 2008
The guy over there is a hottieBiscotti!
by November May 17, 2005
by fuck y'all too October 12, 2020
A youtube mechanic who was bitten by a radioactive biscotti and is now a Were-biscotti.
Now runs on all fours and chews tires.
His real name is Scotty Kilmer
Now runs on all fours and chews tires.
His real name is Scotty Kilmer
Person 1: Oh no it's night!
Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!
Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!
by Tango Mango October 25, 2020
by dickalick May 10, 2008
by yeahlisa August 6, 2008