A broad-leaved, deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula, generally having white bark, and grow to a "medium" size.
The crazy Russians turn birch into tar sometimes.
Birch wood is fucking great.
Bob: That is a lovely little oak tree you have!
Phil: No, you ignorant cunt, that is a birch!
by CompanionCubeLives November 25, 2012
a curly headed decent looking boy who used to have a semi-normal name but no one rembers it anymore. I brainwashed my good buddy into crushing on with the thought of a super deluxe mini condo & the fact he couldn't be any worse than Reshawn.
Did you brainwash her too, or is this not a Birch sceanario?
by Halenna August 02, 2007
The polite version of bitch. Employing the word birch does not insult female dogs or any other animate living creature. It describes an extraordinarily mean female.
That girl just told me that I dress like a mangy slum rat. She is such a birch.
by meow power November 10, 2009
the greatest game alive...played by the cool folks at birch stadium...when people use wood instead of a baseball bat and a tennis ball..does it get any better?
Yo lets go birch...and use some wood
by Neiliyo November 03, 2006
sometimes endearingly used, a birch is a step down from a bitch and is often called this after either a bitchy action or to force a quirky reaction to the name-calling
Will called Marissa a birch just because he likes to see her get worked up.
by birch! November 29, 2004
A tree that has papery bark and grows in the northern hemisphere.
The hard wood of a birch tree.
A switch or bundle of small birch branches/twigs that are used to spank someone.
I used birch bark as paper once.
She got whipped by the birch.
She has birch furniture.
by angryatnocommonsense March 15, 2015

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