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Wanna Ride Bikes 

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).
q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Wanna Ride Bikes?
Wanna Ride Bikes by fish27 September 9, 2008
Bikeshed refers to topics which have never recieved concensus and are likely to generate side-discussions and flames unless all participants are well-read on all the past history. It stems from the idea that big changes (like the building of a power plant) go through quickly, since everyone assumes that someone else has checked it out, while simple changes (like building a bikeshed) often get mired in bureaucracy, since everyone has an opinion on it.
Tom posted a bikeshed topic to the mailing list and awoke to 11,358 messages in his inbox.
bikeshed by Andy Greenwood January 4, 2007

bikeshedding 

Technical disputes over minor, marginal issues conducted while more serious ones are being overlooked. The implied image is of people arguing over what color to paint the bicycle shed while the house is not finished. (jargon file)
I'm not pointing fingers as I get sucked into those discussions just like everyone else, but the bikeshedding-to-action ratio is fabulously high.
bikeshedding by Eann September 18, 2006

bikesploring 

Exploring on a bicycle, not to be confused with bike tourism or bikesploitation.
Person 1: How many BevMos are there in this city?
Person 2: I went bikesploring last week. There are like 13.
bikesploring by hellathatguy September 30, 2007

niksen biksen 

Danish people say some retardet things. They use this as another way to deny something. It’s like saying nej, but just a longer version of it.
Bob: Did you fuck my wife?
Lars: Nej
Bob: you’re not very convincing. My wife looks like she got absolutely pounded.
Lars: Niksen Biksen
Bob: You don’t sound more convincing, saying that...
niksen biksen by gayishomo February 1, 2019
Super intelligent, strikingly handsome and cool dude with an IQ equaling Einstein's.
You could hear her say, "I wish my guy was more like Bikash".
bikash by BR10 February 6, 2010