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bijarglar 

large 12 foot tall animals that are somewhat of an anomaly. they are usually kept in bijarglarfalfagos, and need to be fed 5 times a day. However, when raised in the wild they are much smaller than in captivity, and are only 5 feet tall. the cubs are generally 5 inches tall, but, during a ceremony known as the Kerplarglarshwar, they grow to their massive size in a matter of minutes (usually happens when they turn 5 years old). When angered, they are highly dangerous, and are almost indestructible. avoid angering them at all cost
NO, NOT THE BIJARGLARS!
bijarglar by phenomenator October 28, 2008
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having an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking: a handsome man; a handsome woman. having pleasing proportions, relationships, or arrangements, as of shapes, forms, or colors; attractive: a handsome house; a handsome interior.
Wow Your bjargar
Thank you
Bjargar by Bjaggi mix October 23, 2019
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