Biggus Dickus

Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.

Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!

by netch October 6, 2004

Biggus Dickus

The name of a fictional character played by Graham Chapman in the Monty Python film Life of Brian. Nowadays the name is used as a joke on Ifunny and Tumblr as a way to say Big D*ck without being flagged for an inappropriate comment on a post.
Side-Note: the guards in the Biggus Dickus scene were supposed to have a straight face the entire time but Graham Chapman decided to put a spin on the way he said the name and the director decided to use it in the final cut of the film.

Pontius Pilate : I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

another guard chuckles

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

more chuckling

Pontius Pilate : What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...

chuckle

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

both guards chuckle

So all I gotta say to get top comment is Biggus Dickus?

by Thatguywithannoyinggirlfriend July 26, 2019

Biggus Dickus

While a largely unknown person, Biggus Dickus is said to be a very great friend of Caesar. Anyone daring to laugh at his name is said to end up being a gladiator. His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.

I heard this dude ended up as a gladiator because he laughed when he heard the name 'Biggus Dickus'.

by fixo January 7, 2019

Biggus Dickus

He is in your closet with your sister

If you dont have a sister you will have one in nine months

Biggus Dickus gives a women what she needs the most, the satisfactionof a big di**

by GiveMeSomeOfThat January 24, 2022

Biggus Dickus

What's so funny about the name biggus Dickus?

Man 1: what's so funny about the name biggus Dickus?

Man 2: well you see it's a joke name sir.

by Sexy Sulliko January 31, 2022

Biggus Dickus

Penis Beast

Wow, last night your dad was really a Biggus Dickus Onii-chan

by Sekirai October 27, 2019

Biggus dickus

Is a friend of Pontius Pilate Whom can’t seem to work out what is so funny about his name. He Is often ridiculed by the common soldiery also has a wife you know what her name is incontinentia buttocks.

“Does and body else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friends name....biggus dickus”

by Biggusdickus September 12, 2019