Big Hank

The alpha male who shows up right before you're about to score an attractive woman's phone number and/or intimate favors. He's dapper, intelligent, hilarious, and usually independently wealthy.

Davis: So I get back from the bar with her 7th Appletini and there's this guy who's chatting her up about how he cried watching Dances with Wolves during his private chartered flight to Barcelona last week. She practically threw herself at him at that point!

Steele: Sounds like Big Hank showed up, my friend.

Big Hank by youshouldgetthatlookedat December 22, 2009

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Hank da bigfoot/big hank

a person who is a total creeper or a perv and says weird sexual things. Someone who trys to hook up with lil boys by acting like someone there not on facebook. Basically a pedophile.

Chris: Yo this person paul daigler added me on facebook hes trying to act like a girl he wants me to come over.

Cody: dude dnt talk to big hank hes a creeper

Chris: Hank da bigfoot/big hank is a rapist

Hank da bigfoot/big hank by xwhitey15x July 6, 2010

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Big Bank Hank

A guy who always has a large lump of money in his wallet or pockets.

James kept buying rounds in the club like he was "Big Bank Hank".

Big Bank Hank by Texrated January 21, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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