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Big Dosser 

There's no definition for Big Dosser. It just means you are a big Dosser.
"Kim and Blanco are big dossers"
Big Dosser by niddLerPT July 6, 2020

Big Dosser 

Kevin Kurth is a big dosser
Big Dosser by T_eazy December 21, 2020

Big Dosser 

An overweight public school and Oxbridge educated cad who has mastered the use of error, omission, exaggeration, diminution, equivocation and flat denial. He has perfected casuistry, circumlocution, false equivalence and false analogy. He is equally adept at the ironic jest, the fib and the grand lie; the weasel word and the half-truth; the hyperbolic lie, the obvious lie, and bullshit.
Nora: ooh look…look it’s Boris Johnson on the telly again isn’t he charming and funny?

Jack: you silly mare …do t you know a big dosser when you see one? Now bring in the washing from the front yard before it stops raining again!
Big Dosser by Jonny Rotton October 14, 2021

Big Fat Bum Dosser 

An absolute waste of space with no job,no aspirations, relies on everyone else and does fuck all with their life.

Generally a fat lazy twat.

Someone that would be happy to spend their life on benefits as opposed to doing a days work.
Go get a job you big fat bum dosser!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026