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big bird boner 

An extremely large boner that is not able to be hidden under any circumstances. Approximately 9001 times the size of a Nathan.

see definition Nathan

Nathan-
A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.
"Sam, I was in the office reviewing papers when I noticed a female who had an incredibly attractive body. I instantly had a Nathan, and when she turned around, her face was just as magnificent as her body, at which point my Nathan turned into a BIG BIRD BONER."
big bird boner by Flibbert February 8, 2010

Big ol' Boner Butt 

A phrase used to exclaim extreme joy or pleasure in a variety of situations
Alex: Hey did you see that chick run across the street with the huge tits???

Colt: Big ol' Boner Butt yea!
Big ol' Boner Butt by Dillyboy November 23, 2011

Big ol' Non-Boner Butt 

The opposite of Big ol' Boner Butt. Used to convey extreme or moderate displeasure or disgust.
Oord: Hey did you see that fat chick grinding up on Jacob?

Hall: Yea, big ol' non-boner butt!
Big ol' Non-Boner Butt by Dillyboy November 25, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026