Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"
by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023
by Lazy2runwithscissors October 24, 2023
An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away
Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"
by Jigglemaster420 July 26, 2023
he comes out today, you better survive there bucko, or you're getting a knuckle sandwich from bd randy.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 1, 2023