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Big Dick Randy

Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"

Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"

by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023