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37.
the sexiest, awsome, most down to earth guy ever.white an huge penis
hey look its justin bieber
by no.1 bieleber July 20, 2011
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1.
A very small penis, around 3 inches or less in length and circumference, like Justin Biebers penis.
Girl: "I was gonna give my new boyfriend a blowjob last night, but pulled down his pants and saw that he had a Bieber. I laughed and broke up with him immediately."
by bieberhasnoballs May 23, 2010
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2.
A unit of measurement used to gauge the level of discomfort caused by hemorroids. Each unit is roughly equivalent to the pain and discomfort of watching a Justin Bieber video.
I'd give it a 4 on the Bieber scale.
by Darwin Bonaparte June 01, 2010
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3.
a synonym to the word gay.
I just sucked a dick, I am a total bieber
by klik_N64 August 27, 2010
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4.
Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
by Pipe Downn November 12, 2010
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5.
A "bieber" is a dick that is so small that the foreskin is actually longer than the penis - meaning it looks like an inside out condom stuck on your girlfriend's clit. In order to bang a guy with a "bieber", a chick would have to stick the end of a straw down her snatch and stick the other end under the dude's foreskin into his dickhole, while he masturbates himself up the ass with a dildo until he gets off (seeing as he has no shaft). Circumsized males with beebers end up looking like they have a 3 year old girl's vagina. This deformity was named after Justine Bieber, a noted transexual pop singer who became infamous after she leaked a sex tape of Usher playing with her "bieber".
Melissa agreed to have sex with Roger after the junior prom until he dropped his pants and she saw he had a bieber. After she told all his friends, Roger went home and slit his wrists until he bleed to death.
by SlickSammy88 April 22, 2011
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6.
The act of throwing up because something is so horrendous.
If you've ever seen Jersey Shore, then you've probably Bieber'd or have come very close to Bieber'n.
by Zuthner March 02, 2011
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7.
Blatant homosexual
Normal guy 1 : Hey look at that toolbag wearing pink.
Normal guy 2: Wow what a fucking bieber.
by noyfbf February 10, 2011
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