bidey-in

Scottish term for a live in lover or common law spouse.

Traditionally carried an air of scandal and therefore a long time favourite term used by sweetie wives over a cup of tea. Now a widespread acceptable practice, the term has lost some of it's connotations.

After his wife died the Minister was tempted to have a bidey-in but knew his parishioners would frown upon such behaviour.

bidey-in by Craig McLaughlin December 24, 2008

built-in bidet method 

curving one’s own penis downward; aiming it at their buttcrack for the purpose of washing upon release of their own urine.

Todd ran out of toilet paper so he had to use the built-in bidet method (;

built-in bidet method by Todd Shepherds April 17, 2021

walk in bidet

taking a shower immediately after shitting, usually caused by lack of toilet paper.

Bobby realized he was out of toilet paper mid dump, not to fear the walk in bidet is here.

walk in bidet by Fallout44 January 2, 2017

shit in the bidet 

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

shit in the bidet by Dave June 19, 2004

idiot in chief Joe Biden 

A puppet allowed to do nothing but read a teleprompter and sign papers with a big crayon.

And here comes our idiot in chief Joe Biden who will not be taking questions.

idiot in chief Joe Biden by OurGovernmentSucks March 18, 2021

Biden inside you 

Taking a dump and it smells like something is dead.

Hey bruh you ok, it smells like you have a Biden inside you.

Biden inside you by Kissmycrackerass December 6, 2020

biden(ing)

The form of taking a camel jockys "schmigma" and wiping their face with it thinking it will somehow make them look younger as well as make them a good leader for this country.

Josh: What are you doin there??
Rodger: Well I heard if i begin biden(Ing) treatment, i might make it in this world rather then be a potato.

biden(ing) by $ilver253 April 25, 2022