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AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA 

"He was not match for my two years of Spanish in middle school."
Tommy: Oh, my autosprint was off.
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!

bibliofecosis 

the immediate need to defecate brought on by proximity to reading materials. can be triggered by single books, this usually refers to the urge being brought on in a bookstore of sorts.
found on a reddit thread
Stitchopoulis can't walk into a bookstore without immediately being hit with a bout of bibliofecosis, and having to find the bathroom to take a shit.
bibliofecosis by grunzer November 22, 2010

biblioteca

Donde esta la biblioteca, me llamo T-Bone la arana discoteca
Discoteca, muneca, la biblioteca, es en bigote grande, perro monteca
Monteca, bigote, gigante, pequeno, cabeza es nieve, cervesa es bueno
Buenos dias, me gusta papas frias, el bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz!

Donde está la biblioteca 

I don't bargain pumpkin fucker
I did take 8th grade Spanish so, donde está la biblioteca?

Which literally translates to, I don't bargain pumpkin fucker.

Bibliotechno 

noun:
Stemming from the Greek word "biblos" meaning book and the style of electronic dance music "techno."

A dance club and fully functioning library in which patrons are encouraged to bring books, browse the current collection of books/periodicals or simply dance the night away.

The term was originally coined in Robledillo, a small town in Spain, by Conquistador Hastio Perros III, a former librarian turned DJ circa 1989.
Jarvis: Hey babe. Let's go out and rage the club tonight.

Lolita: Hmm I dunno, boo. I was feelin' like curling up with a good book. Maybe we could read to eachother...?

Dermot: Hey guys! Don't mean to interrupt! Why don't you go to that new bibliotechno down the street?!?

Jarvis: Bro. Why are you eavesdropping on our conversation right now?

Donde está la biblioteca 

The hottest rap song of 2009
¿Donde está la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone
La araña discoteca