Bibliophile

A person that collects or greatly loves books

"when I said I was a bibliophile, I almost got arrested."

Bibliophile by Jaenae January 5, 2017

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bibliophiles

People that love books

There are few bibliophiles anymore compared to the number of vidiots

bibliophiles by wordslut January 29, 2008

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Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"

Chris Webb has this phobia.

Bibliophobia by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

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bibliophibian

One who, to an outsider, it seems owns too many books.

"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.

Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
-from the tshirt description on topatoco

My wife has enough books to fill the bed of my truck. I hate moving with a bibliophibian!

bibliophibian by 6141465 April 7, 2010