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Bibicoff 

A last name. This name was created because it was originally very long and hard to pronounce.

Most people with this last name are related to each other.
Hey, I know someone named John Bibicoff.
Bibicoff by whispering waffles January 26, 2019

Bibliophile 

A person that collects or greatly loves books
"when I said I was a bibliophile, I almost got arrested."
Bibliophile by Jaenae January 5, 2017

Anthropodermic bibliopegy 

Binding books with human skin. The practice was extremely popular in Christian societies starting as early as 100 BC. The practice continues even today especially in the making of children's books, such as Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Mitch: Sarah, you have nice skin.
Sarah: Mitch, you make my nipples so hard!
Mitch: Anthropodermic bibliopegy with my penis!

bibliosex 

The act of having sex within a library.
1.) The librarian almost caught us having bibliosex.

2.) Sorry I'm late, I was just having mad bibliosex with Rita.

Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.
Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

bibliographobia 

The fear of bibliographies
Teacher: I expect you to hand in the assignment along with a bibliography.
Student: Sorry miss, I can't do a bibliography, I have bibliographobia.