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usually a large foolish shrek-like figure who can benchpress a lot of weight. Commonly makes ridiculous statements about absolutely nothing and tends to feed himself/herself healthy things to mentally fuel his addiction to managing his/her body weight. Tends to release sickening queffs and believes his/her chest can deflect bullets.
"your eating carrots and dip? what are you a bibbens?"

"hey man, wanna go lift?
..are you doing chest bibbens?"

"who farted?"
"BIBBENS!"
by hot dog flava April 26, 2010
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