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A common nickname given to people of outstanding intelligence in private schools.
Evan: "Did you hear about borald"
Petah: "He's real bozzers"
Bozzers by notbigbrad June 28, 2022
A male drinking partner who, while utterly slaughtered, one can get very close to, but not actually stimulate sexual acts with; A form of male bonding. This can also dissolve into violence rather easily.
Drunken drawl: "Mate, you're my bezzer you are, I f*cking love you, I'd die for you, but if you look at my girl one more time I'll F8cking punch your lights out."
bezzer by Nick CD November 15, 2007

pops and buzzers 

Used by Phil Hartman on Saturday Night Live as he played The Chairman of the Board

Means incomprehensible, "a bunch of garbage", don't get it.
What he said, it's all pops and buzzers to me.
The defination of 'bezzer' is two people come together and are best friends for ever! and ever! and ever! and ever like becky and james!!
Becky and James met one day and now they will live together for the rest of there lives in eternal happyness because they are 'bezzers'!!
bezzer by mottoyotto November 17, 2010

bezzerwizzer 

Jeez, man, you're such a bezzerwizzer.
Shut up, stupid bezzerwizzer.
What a bezzerwizzer.
bezzerwizzer by Blasian134 November 12, 2011
a name for some one who has been shit on by a bird in the mouth.
oh what a lovely day today,oooh whats that in the sky? ahhhh hahahahah you BEZZERRRR!!!
bezzer by duncan white January 12, 2008