beynum

Big dick with big hair

Bob has a nice Beynum

beynum by Crab boy March 19, 2017

Bynumite 

Andrew Bynum of the Los Angeles Lakers

Nobody can stop Bynumite

Bynumite by Tofu Monster August 1, 2008

Andrew Bynum

Andrew bynum is an amazing American basketball player that plays the Center position and starts for the Los Angeles Lakers. This young talents got drafted out of high school 10th overall by the Lakers. Bynum is taught the insides and outsides of the post by NBA ledgend Kareem-Abdul-Jabar. Bynum so far has won one championship ring in the 2008-2009 post season against the Orlando Magic and superstar center Dwight Howard. Bynum was born is Plainsboro, New Jersey but lives in LA. His jersey number is 17.

Boy: "Who do you think will be the next great Big Man in the NBA?"
Freind: "Dwight Howard."
Boy: "Eww. Dwight Howard has an illegitamate child with an ugly, old, and nasty back-up dancer."
Freind: "Oh, then Andrew Bynum."

Andrew Bynum by TheGreat17 June 17, 2009

BYNUM 

NBA basketball player playing for the Los Angeles Lakers, also can be screamed at random moments to scare the shit out of people.

A: BYNUM!

B: Holy shit what the fuck you made me jizz and shit in my pants simultaneously. Seriously man cao ni ma.

BYNUM by whatisthisthingwhat November 2, 2010

bynum 

verb: to bynum is to elbow hard as hell without provocation and for no reason whatsoever while losing pathetically.

Andrew Bynum bynummed the shit out of J.J. Barea.

I bynummed that fool so hard I broke his ribs!

bynum by NBAer June 2, 2011

bynum 

waste of a human life! taking up oxygen, crack head, horrible father, low life no good at anything LOSER

terry bynum is a fuck up!

bynum by the son who was never known January 27, 2010

Benum 

A man of great power. A man that negotiates. A man who makes money. A man.

Man- "Benum, will you go logging with me?"
Woman- "Benum, will have have my children?"

Benum by Slooky5 February 9, 2022