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methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.
A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!
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A chick who is ALWAYS ready to SPREAD for your FROSTING! "Ready when you are,
And even you're not, that's Betty Crocker ready to spread {for} frosting". A 1970's TV jingle for Betty Crocker Ready-To-Spread Frosting. The word {for} was added. |
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When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich. I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker
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To make prepackaged baked goods.
Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent. Can be used with products of other names. I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.
I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece? |
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A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps See also batterwitch for further detail EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow EB: i know... is nothing sacred? |
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When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on. "Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"
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When One Is Caking to the extreme level they are now pronounced Betty Crocker no matter the gender " Dam Where Is Mike at bro I havent seen him in a minute"
" He always be caked up with his girl 24/7 bro like its even not funny yo" "Damm Im Call that man Betty Crocker from now on!" |
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The act of getting your asshole eaten out with a spoon. Scott says "Mess with me again and you'll receive a Betty Crocker!"
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