7 A's Is Better Than 7 Friends 

A Term used by the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy in 2021 to describe an ongoing controversy that "Having better grades is far more important than having a social relationship with fellow students". This quote from a fellow administrative officer led fellow students to riot on campus, believing that having a social life far outweighs having a few B's on your report card. The following year, IMSA refuted this statement and explained how having 7 friends are far better than having 7 A's, which has now left the message infamous to the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy.

Uh... I feel so tired and exhausted from school... Well at least 7 A's is better than 7 friends.

7 A's Is Better Than 7 Friends by EvanGgggg January 15, 2023

no better friend, no worse enemy 

This person is a badass who sticks closer than a brother, as long as you don’t cross him.

I believe no better friend, no worse enemy is a motto for the US Marines.

no better friend, no worse enemy by Scottyallen February 7, 2018

It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke 

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"

Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024

Peanut butter friend 

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.

Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.

Peanut butter friend by Roscovansanchez April 18, 2017

Besterfriends 

Better than "best" friends.
A bond between two people who have overcome more than their fair share of obstacles and still maintained their friendship. Besterfriends tend to be quirky, and make even doing nothing a good time. They take too many pictures and laugh often too hard.

"Wow, they just got hit on by two guys in an ice cream truck. They must be besterfriends"

Besterfriends by ambrizzle fa shizzle March 17, 2009