betasexual 

A male that is sexually submissive to females. A betasexual may fetishize his status as a virgin, past rejections by females, and the ongoing inability to find a partner. Betasexuals in a relationship tend to be very subservient and compliant towards their partner which may actually contribute to a healthy domestic life. Erotic humiliation is the central focus of a betasexuals sexuality and may include things such foot worship, use of chastity devices, forced feminization, and cuckoldry.

It turned my husband on when I slapped him across the face and told him to go make me dinner, I think I married a betasexual.

It's hard to complain that my boyfriend is a betasexual when I get hour long foot massages every night and breakfast in bed every morning.

My husbands sex life revolves around worshipping my feet, he's definitely a betasexual.

betasexual by ckmind March 17, 2019

Penis Beaker 

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me

Penis Beaker by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

Betabet 

Acronym and/or Emoticon and/or Internet lingo.

Betabet: (Alphabet 2.0; "Did you hear John? The Alphabet went Beta!")

Acronym examples: "lol"; "rofl"; "lmao"; "lul"; "gtfo";"stfu"; "haha"; "wtf"; "omg"

Emoticon examples: "=)"; "=("; ":p"; "~{:^)]"; "(>'')>"; "=O"; "( . Y . )"

Lingo examples: "srs bzns"; "zomg"; "h4x0r"; "leet"; "1337"

Betabet by alphabetwentbeta! December 24, 2010

BeFake

Adjective for being fake on the app BeReal, not showing your face.

Shaquisha only showed the wall and floor in her BeReal. She’s so BeFake.

BeFake by Jandice42 September 9, 2022

Betak 

1] A word that desribes a muscular, long, phit, dog ass. Like a dog's but.
2] A skinny white boy with really curly hair and a big nose.

"You have a betak ass, you betak!"

Betak by lawlzilllllllllla June 22, 2008

Straight beaker 

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

Straight beaker by StigTheNig August 22, 2012

psychology beaker 

this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.

person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.

psychology beaker by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019