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To get so drunk you're unable to speak coherantly & simple tasks like walking, taking a piss & remembering where you live become impossible.
"Hoo yeti. Wassy out?"
"Aye, he's over there."
"Creased?"
"Bestied up."
"Fucking pisshead."
bestied by MrE26 November 11, 2006
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Beswined 

Adj. The condition of being infected and layed-low by the Swine Flu (H1N1 Virus)
I stayed home and missed my exam because I was beswined.
Beswined by commisaro November 26, 2009

bestiedelrey

Bestiedelrey is my fav Lana del Rey Mutual on tt

Her vocals are the best tbh (better than lana)
->Do you think bestiedelrey can get a singing award ?
->No wtf
*Blocks and reports*
bestiedelrey by Mrs.Grant August 22, 2021
Its a extremely rare name and the people that have it are the most beautiful people in the world and they’re tall people. But the only people the can have a such precious name is black people, the name means tall beautiful black girl. So far it’s only one person with that name in the entire world and that person live in Sweden.
Have you seen Bestine today, she is so beautiful
bestine by Leuy February 27, 2019

bestiedsmp 

She is a tiktoker, mcyt fanpage, she uses she/her, and is bi! She is thankful for all of her followers and hopes they have amazing days :D
Bestiedsmp is such a good fanpage!
bestiedsmp by Iamrandom8 June 29, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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