beshitted 

something that has become shit.

Make the best of what is left of your beshitted career.

beshitted by Christina Scovel May 21, 2008

The Beshitting Hour 

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!

"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

The Beshitting Hour by BillyRubin July 4, 2012

besmithered 

When you are 99.9% sure of a person's homosexuality but lack confirmation.

Waylon Smithers - odd fixation on his male boss. Never seen with a woman or a man.

"I think my cousin is besmithered".

besmithered by Flanders123 August 15, 2009

Beshitted Fuckstumble 

Originally coined by David Simon (creator of The Wire), it refers to prodigious douchebags with opinions that leave much to be desired.

I thought Josh was an Obtuse Fuck but he is much worse than that, he is a Beshitted Fuckstumble.

Beshitted Fuckstumble by The Gipper October 30, 2018

Eine tote Kuh besitzen 

tote Kuh, die: Männliche Genitalien, welche durch ihre außergewöhnliche Größe, Form, Farbe und Haptik an ein totes weibliches Mitglied der Spezies Bos taurus erinnern.

Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.

K: "Du hast aber eine große tote Kuh!"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"

Eine tote Kuh besitzen by indietyp March 28, 2019

indian badmitten 

a way to play badmitten, and sexually pleasure yourself at the same time.
the badmitten racket is inserted in ones anus, and players assume an autofellatio position, and proceed to hit the birdie wiith their ass-rackets.

Bro 1:dude, im mad horny. wanna play some indian badmitten?
Bro 2:sure thing, bro. you gotta help me insert my racket in ass.

indian badmitten by Cockmuncher23 October 18, 2010

Besmidgen 

Occasionally used by people trying to effortlessly drop 'besmirch' into a sentence. But failing.

I feel he was trying to besmidgen my reputation, he is a real ass-hole.

Besmidgen by Smakmala August 22, 2019