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A term used when you want to get really coked out of your head
I am gonna get birched tonight. You're getting birched, we are ALL getting birched.
Birched by Jaxaltol June 10, 2020
To have begged.
Thy hast beseeched thy family's name and honour.
beseeched by Holla Back! January 26, 2003
The act of getting completely annihilated through drugs and alchohol.
Joe - "Hey Dan, what are you doin tonight?"
Dan - "Getting fuckin birched what do you think?!"
When a straight guy feels like experimenting sexually with other men, he may find himself "bewitched" by exploring his bi/gay curiousities with one, or multiple gay guys. One particular sex act in this situation is called being "bewitched," when the straight guy is getting blown while also having his ass rimmed simultaneously by two gay men.
I didn't think I'd be that into it, but I totally loved getting bewitched this weekend.
Bewitched by gaywitch October 23, 2017
a man having sex with a another man and a woman. the woman is fucking the man dog style and the other man is on the bottom licking pussy and sucking dick
cathy bewitched clay and i last night
bewitched by hackerrazzi January 7, 2009
Tired, not in the mood, couldn't be fucked.

Man, I'm soo Birched I'm not going to come to the topless party.
Birched by leglesslarry January 13, 2009