Bernied 

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Berried Delight 

A piece of bakery, usually associated with a motivated man.

Guy 1: "Hey, want to get a bury the lig- I mean bury the lig- I mean bury the ligh- I mean berried delight?

Guy 2: "No, I hate you."

Berried Delight by ChaosClaw January 11, 2023

Bertie Gilbert 

Bertie Gilbert has a cleft chin which makes him super hot! He played Scorpios Malfoy (Draco Malfoy's Son) in the 'Harry Potter' movie "The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' and has been in a couple of other things too like 'Horrible Historys'. Also he is a bit crazy, but still very lovable!

Wow, look at his cleftchin, Oh wow its Bertie Gilbert!

Bertie Gilbert by flowerjasmin July 29, 2011

Burlington Bertie

The song of University College London.

Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.

Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.

It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.

I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him

Burlington Bertie by Freols May 19, 2009

bertie big bollocks 

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

bertie big bollocks by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

bestied 

To get so drunk you're unable to speak coherantly & simple tasks like walking, taking a piss & remembering where you live become impossible.

"Hoo yeti. Wassy out?"
"Aye, he's over there."
"Creased?"
"Bestied up."
"Fucking pisshead."

bestied by MrE26 November 11, 2006

Berted 

to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day

Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.

Berted by Neroli119 May 14, 2017