BerthaEartha 

BerthaEartha is a very fat boi. He’s to big fir the Eartha and is definitely not gay for Rocco. He speaks fluent fat.He is the dad of lots of people. He also dislikes RNG

Did you see BerthaEartha?

BerthaEartha by Big-BerthaEartha February 1, 2019

riley bethke

the girl who meets you behind 7-11

let's go do a little Riley Bethke...
you'll never be as good at the Riley Bethke as Courtney

riley bethke by Sammmmixxoo December 28, 2014

Bertke 

Almost as good as a sex goddess. Lacking in knowledge of sexual positions. Prefers sex on a work out bench. Favorite move is the jennifer on the sit up bench.

The act of doing the wiggly woo. (thrusting and gyrating as fast as you possibly can it is believed that if a bertke starts the wiggly woo without contact it will cause pre mature ejaculation)

"Did you see that bertke she was so excited she did the wiggly woo first thing boy was he excited. Talk about premature ejaculation"

Bertke by sex goddess : ) February 6, 2008

berther 

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

berther by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

berthelson 

Skinny, slimy weasel, who works his hardest to fuck over everyone under him. Married yet sleeps with all he can find. Progresses through life by living on his knees and loves every second of it.

Ther goes berthelson, running to chief again.

berthelson by iamKnan March 24, 2016

Bershker 

A mosquito that changes our gravitational pull to the Earth when coming in contact by puncture

A Bershker made me lose someone I love

Bershker by Trueno AE86 GT May 26, 2020

Berthelsen 

An absolute alpha last name, anyone with this name could absolutely Destroy you with their pinkie, don’t even try fight a Berthelsen. Berthelsen is a name originated from the Vikings, explaining why there so strong and handsome.

Mr. Berthelsen is a king, a god, more powerful then the universe

Berthelsen by Phile madickie April 10, 2022