Todds and Berthas 

A howardism (see Howardlife) for Gods and Earths, as used by the 5 percenters, i.e. the Nation of Gods and Earths.

Todd 1: Peace Todd.
Todd 2: Peace Todd, who that?
Todd 1: Its the Todd, Todd, what?
Todd 2: Howardlife, whats the deal with your Bertha?
Todd 1: Real Freds know the Neal. Peace to the Todds and Berthas. Juan!

Todds and Berthas by The Todd Father October 7, 2008

BerthaJo

Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.

There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.

BerthaJo by Dwejj September 26, 2018

'Ole Bertha 

Name commonly in reference to a large bass caught while fishing. Often the best catch of the day

I heard if you go to the lake around 6 in the morning you can catch 'Ole Bertha, the 8 pound bass. Make sure to use a top water lure

'Ole Bertha by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.

person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!

berthanette by the 4 babes June 12, 2019

Bertha 

Bertha is a female Germanic name, from Old High German berhta meaning "bright one". She is very intelligent hardworking and a trustworthy friend. Everybody wants to be her.

Hey Bertha is cool.

Bertha by chickennuggets01 March 28, 2015

Bertha 

The women who has curves for days. Once you see her, you can never stop thinking about her. The way she drives around on her cart with her groceries makes any man go wild.

Whoa, Bertha is looking good with them groceries.

Bertha by IAmALittleGirl August 27, 2015

Big Bertha

The fattest female teacher in every school who makes class entertaining by her comedic weight, but whom is completely unaware of the numerous jokes which occur reguarding her gargantuan size each lesson.

May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.

For example, in mathematics:
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.

Big Bertha by The Prophet Muhammad's mum November 28, 2009