Saber's beads 

(Astronomy) Necklace of staggered brightness peaks seen on extremely young or old moon crescents. (Astrology) Moon phase symbolizing increased perspective and open-mindedness.

Through binoculars we saw the broken arc of Saber's beads along the thin lunar crescent.

Saber's beads by infoserver March 9, 2019

beardsexy 

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

beardsexy by jpg3 December 22, 2013

Beardson's Law 

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.

I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?

Beardson's Law by urban groyper August 29, 2022

nice beads 

A phrase said to one who possesses beads that are of great quality. Can also be used to instantly roast anybody.

David: Why don’t you eat the watermelon?
Grant: Because I don’t like the seeds.
David: nice beads
Grant: k guess i’ll just go jump in the pool
David: cool

nice beads by Cooldidntask October 5, 2018

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard 

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard by sukan December 27, 2022

Beards ago 

Descriptive for an incident far gone enough that you have since grown and shaved several beards.

Guy #1: You need to get back in the game mate
Guy #2: I shagged that Geordie girl in Zante
Guy #1: Shut up, that was fucking beards ago

Beards ago by bluejay19986 November 21, 2010

Mrs beards toe 

A crooked ass toe that needs to be looked at by a medical professional

Mrs beards toe is very disturbing she should wear tennis shoes

Mrs beards toe by Gggghhhhgggy May 10, 2017