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bernardino 

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.
Bernardino is a great family man!
bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016
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St. Bernardine 

A catholic school in Forest Park that resembles a Southern slave encampment in the 1800s. Kids have gym class once a week, and in a lunch room, although the last principal turned down the offer to construct a new gym sponsored by the candy company across the street. The gym wasn't built because there would be a small sign for Ferrara Pan Co. in it. Tons of advertisements line the church, school, folders with graded papers, even on windows, and what difference did the sign make? The company is across the street anyway.

The faculty teach false information, lack teaching skills, and some try injecting preschoolers' arms with AIDS infected needles, because they could not afford new ones.

The gym teacher abuses students, the lunch lady looks like an Oompa Loompa and a mountain troll had sex and she was the result, and they both have secret meetings behind everyone elses' backs. The school has a very poor curriculum and deep lack of funding, although the hundred thousand dollars they received last year was not enough, and are still in debt.

Children are also forced to do at least ten hours of child labor against their will to leave the school.
"Oh God, I'd rather go to a concentration camp than to St. Bernardine!"

"But dude, you're Jewish!"

"What's your point?"
St. Bernardine by LWxxDark Wolf January 21, 2009

Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

Bearding 

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.
Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**
Bearding by 529advice June 12, 2014

comfort bearding

The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.
Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?

Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.

bearding 

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)
X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'
bearding by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014

St. Bernarding 

When two people are making out and come apart for air and their sticky slimy slobber stays stuck together and they suck it right back in after getting air.
Someone needs to throw ice on the two St. Bernarding over there. Ewww gross did you see them suck their slobber back in?