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Cheeto Benito

Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States. "Cheeto" here refers to the apparent orange stain all over Trump's skin, and "Benito" is a reference to Italian fascist leader Benito Mussolini, whose beliefs and political tactics have been compared to Trump's. Used as a pejorative by Trump's opponents to insult him, by mocking his appearance and demonizing his character.
Cheeto Benito tweeted yesterday that Mexico will not, after all, be paying for the wall.

No US president has lied to the people more than Cheeto Benito.
Cheeto Benito by Fayest Gaggot March 26, 2019
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Benton Middle School 

the worst middle school in prince william county because the teachers suck ass and the administration can’t suspend kids for more then a week regardless of what they do because their too scared of parents coming at their necks, worst 3 years of my life, the teachers worry about your phone more then teaching your class, they care about how good their sports teams are then their actual education, if you get that one math teacher in 7th grade that
makes you do 5 questions of homework everyday (if you went to benton you know who i’m talking about) say good bye to having a good year because they ruin it, the school is mostly full of white kids pretending their black and 6th graders who think they know everything, GL if you go to benton
Teacher: Give me your phone or i’m calling an administrator!

Student: we are doing absolutely nothing
Teacher: I’m calling an administrator

Student: I hate benton middle school

Administration: You smoked weed in the bathroom for the 3rd time this year? 1 week out of school suspension.
Student: Bet.
Benton Middle School by hmmmmmnice September 21, 2019

Jarren Benton 

Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.
Jarren Benton by FUNK VOLUME November 3, 2013

Great wall of Benton 

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.
When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.

San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.
Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.
San Benito Garbage Truck by TISBCO September 13, 2010

benyowitzed

The act of getting fucked up beyond repair.
We said we weren't gonna drink but ended up getting benyowitzed.
benyowitzed by Mandlebucci October 3, 2017

San Benito backyard bare down 

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.
While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!