benvitation 

An invitation to you feel obligated to send be cause all of the invitees friends are your friends.

Joe 'Hey is Beflok coming to the LAN?'
Chump 'Yeah I didn't want to but I ended up sending him a benvitation. Why are you guys still friends with him?'

benvitation by Mr. Chump July 24, 2011

Beervitation

Invitation to drink beer.

Why are you babysitting that beer? You waiting for a beervitation or something?

Beervitation by benihana27 September 29, 2008

Bengitating 

The art of calling underage girls “goddesses” while eating multiple cookies really in the morning

Did you hear the he was arrested for bengitating?

Bengitating by Meldortatebank December 1, 2024

brevitation

n. A shortened version of a book, a trip, a presidential term etc.

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Have you seen the new Avatar movie? Three and a half hours of painful confusion.

Nah. Imma waiting on the brevitation.

brevitation by gnostic3 December 19, 2025

trans-incidental beditation 

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.

trans-incidental beditation by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013