bennifer

n.

1. An attractive couple that have money, fame and beauty yet are still universally hated by everyone.

adj.

1. A horrible combination that may ultimately bring about the apocalypse.
2. Combination of two things that seperately suck but when put together can achieve a level of sucking not understood by physics.

I got suckered into watching that bennifer movie and I started bleeding from the ears and eyes, which was a relief as then I couldn't see or hear the damn movie.

bennifer by Black August 1, 2003

Jenniffer

An intelligent, self-motivated person, that knows what she wants out of life, yet will not step on other people in order to achieve her goals.

Personality, kindness, with a love of books and culture. Well read, yet she treats everyone with respect and caring.

Willing to volunteer at the local soup kitchen, as well as doctor homeless animals back to health.

Guess who just bought the last dozen box of Girl Scout cookies...then gave them to the residents at the retirement center.

Jenniffer, of course.

Jenniffer by WoozyWu February 12, 2010

bennifer

A combination consisting of 50% Benjamin Geza Affleck, and 50% Jennifer Lynn Lopez, referred to as a single entity: Bennifer. Also known as Bennifer Lofleck, or Bennifer Affpez.

bennifer by Fuckyouyoufuckinfuck October 31, 2003

Bennifer

A reference to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck as though they are one person and not two. Most often used out of hate or disgust and about movies which star both of them.

Dude! Did you see the new really shitty Bennifer movie?

Bennifer by Jessica November 26, 2003

bennifer

Yet another reason for stabbing Ben Afflek in the neck with a No 2 pencil over and over again.

Wow, I'm gonna kill Ben Afflek with a No 2 pencil.

bennifer by Harry Chapman May 9, 2005

Kenniffering 

When two people are so madly in love that they start kissing whenever possible

Kenny and Jennifer are Kenniffering; they are kissing and smooching madly.

Kenniffering by Hairyberry1234566789 July 21, 2022

bennifer

A predictable process between two people that begins with a white guy and latino woman appearing in a crappy movie together, screwing, getting engaged, planning a wedding, postponing it, then officially canceling it, and then never speaking again.

Ben and the Jen where in the Bennifer way!

bennifer by Joe John Jacobs September 18, 2003