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Nuckle dragging silverback that plays for English Premier League club Portsmouth. Has red eyes and the whitest teeth ever seen on a human. This is an illusion caused by the contrast with his skin which is blacker than a jews heart. He also has an affinity for scoring that is always overshadowed by the gayest celebration ever to "grace" a football pitch. He points to every person in the crowd that he would like to orally please(not many women there yet the pointing continues).
Benjani should lay off the crack so he can stop missing penalties! That kyke twat really gets on my tits!
by Uncle acht acht November 22, 2007