benefitisis 

an obsessive-compulsive type condition with the same symptoms as hypochondria expect purely for the reasons of wanting to claim benefits rather than contributing to society

"Jamies mum's been unemployed for two years and now she's had leukaemia, auto-immune disorder and lyme disease in the space of a month, he's totally freaked out"

"Don't worry she's just got benefitisis"

benefitisis by whatastate March 20, 2013

Mutually beneficial 

She can't afford the lifestyle, bills, drugs, partying, school etc,, so she found a guy to take care of her. She gives him what he wants and he gives her what she wants, a mutually beneficial relationship.

She can't afford the lifestyle, bills, drugs, partying, school etc,, so she found a guy to take care of her. She gives him what he wants and he gives her what she wants, a mutually beneficial relationship.

Mutually beneficial by Scalded_Ape October 6, 2018

mutually beneficial relationship 

A relationship where you both benefit. For example she gives you a blowjob and you pay her car payment. Usually a Sugar daddy/sugar baby arrangement. Since it's not a one time thing and you are building a "relationship," it's not prostitution.

I am looking for a handsome man to have a mutually beneficial relationship with.

mutually beneficial relationship by Salami sandwhich December 22, 2017

Beneficial owner of a popsicle

The person who opens the wrapper of a popsicle.

As beneficial owner of a popsicle, I would need to be wary of those who would like to give my popsicle a haircut. They might try a shark-bite to avoid my back-ice.

Beneficial owner of a popsicle by Ace Binkley December 8, 2005

beneficial side effect 

Faced with the global COVID-19 pandemic, hostilities between nations seem to have vanished.

We are all in it together, all human and vulnerable to the same degree. If there can be a beneficial side effect to a devastating pandemic, it may be this awareness.

beneficial side effect by Monkey's Dad April 7, 2020

Benetials

Absolute Chad— to say the least. His balls are shriveled and crusty, but his schlong is muchas-long; his girth unmatched. But overall, the schlong is no match for his long-ass nips.

Yo, Benetials be lookin’ thicka than a snicka today!

Benetials by Lickin D. Znütz March 22, 2022

Beneficiaries 

Another term for Hispanic children.

Those little beneficiaries.

Beneficiaries by neffjake May 15, 2023