An awful lacrosse player, Commonly used as insult used toward a defense-man by the attack. Invented in Upstate New York, primarily in section 3 (The best section).
Wow, I just scored a between the legs goal on these benders
by RippinG's&SmokinTrees January 30, 2011
1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.
"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender
by Bender22 November 29, 2006
The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
Though his penis burned when he peed, John could not remember what happened on Labor Day weekend because he was on a three day bender.
by Joe Schmoe February 21, 2005
A collection of homosexuals.
i.e. Do you know them two next door? They are a pair of benders.
by Paul Blue October 29, 2006
A hockey player who basically sucks and or his/her ankles bend in while he/she skates. Perfectly used while chirping your opponent.
Hey number 22, your a bender.
by Sidney Crosby October 30, 2007
A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.

His best friend and room mate is Fry.

Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.

His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Fry: Goodnight Bender

Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans

Fry: Bender, Bender

Bender: Wah?

Fry: Do you have a bathroom?

Bender: A what?

Fry: A bathroom

Bender: huh?

Fry: Ah forget it

Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
by William Spencer June 19, 2007
The act of being high or drunk from the use of illegal drugs and or alcohol it large amounts.

Commonly associated with alcohol and being drunk from the time you wake you up till the time you pass out and waking up and doing it again.

Also associated with the use of illegal drugs where alcohol is usually consumed but you do not sleep for a period of 24 hours up to days.
My buddy went on a real bender this weekend. It wasn't just his usual coke binge, he started off friday morning using opiods and benzos, then by noon he was drinking liquor, and then he got into his coke about 3 a.m. when the party started to wind down. He stayed up until sunday at noon doing coke and drinking before he crashed.
by sumyunguy6786786 January 09, 2011
An event marked by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol, the use of illegal drugs, slut spirals, loss of memory, and various other inappropriate life decisions, lasting anywhere from a few days to a few weeks.
Jill slept with 3 guys last weekend ... all while she was blackout drunk. I think she was on a bender.
by Marissa508 July 25, 2008

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