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the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.
"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"
by Bobman UK October 25, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
by Pete May 18, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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