A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.
Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.
Noun: a girl or guy you've picked up that is so hot, you leave the bar asap, knowing you couldn't possibly do better. Refers to the bell rung at pubs indicatinglast call.