Belgian Waffle 

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.

After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

Belgian Waffle by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008

Hot Belgian Waffle

Son of a #$@%

Shut up you Hot Belgian Waffle.

Hot Belgian Waffle by Gravity Falls Lover April 12, 2022

belgian waffle maker 

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.

Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

belgian waffle maker by christian holmes April 27, 2007

Belgian Waffle 

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.

I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.

Belgian Waffle by abu kadabi May 16, 2006

Belgian Waffle Iron 

When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.

Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!

Belgian Waffle Iron by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 13, 2011

Belgian Waffle 

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

Belgian Waffle by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020

Belgian Waffle Stack 

A sex position where up to two or more girls pile up on each other. They then are each pounded in the rear one by one as the guy goes from the top to the bottom or bottom to the top

I got some quadruplet hotties over to my crib the other day and I worked the Belgian Waffle Stack on their asses. They then went home fully satisfied and swollen.

Belgian Waffle Stack by koolaidman21 February 26, 2008