holy bejezus

the clean and undetected way to say holy shit.

'holy bejezus! thats the cutest shirt in the history of cute shirts!!!'

holy bejezus by modelwithabutt February 18, 2008

Bejeezus 

A term that denotes having the shit scared out of you. All of it. All the shit.

Having a bear in my bed scared the bejeezus out of me! NOOOOOPE. Just Chuck Testa ;)

Bejeezus by Chuck Testa 69 October 23, 2011

Bejesus 

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004

BeJebus 

Same as "Jesus", 'cept ghetto. The lips don't flap round
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.

SssSs

"Help me, BeJebus!"

BeJebus by UCSteve July 17, 2009

bejesus 

a term that can be used with just about any phrase to add emphasis

I was shizzing last night and it burned the bejesus out of my ass.

I had a nightmare that I saw Todd naked and it scared the bejesus out of me.

bejesus by loyolacs August 20, 2002

Beezus 

Beatrice Ann Quimby, the sister of Ramona from the popular children's book series by Beverly Cleary. Beezus got her nickname from her little sister Ramona who could properly pronounce Beatrice. She is often jealous of Ramona because Ramona's art is put on the fridge. Beezus can me stubborn and spends a lot of time looking at herself in the mirror.

"I love it! Thanks Beezus!"
"Who could ever love someone named Beezus?"

Beezus by Princess Pearl 91 August 23, 2011

East Bejesus 

A particularly remote, inconvenient location. Akin to the informal use of 'Siberia.'

"When should we leave to get to Carla's house on time?"
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."

Also:

"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."

East Bejesus by Zwieback January 12, 2018