Bejesus 

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004

bejesus 

a term that can be used with just about any phrase to add emphasis

I was shizzing last night and it burned the bejesus out of my ass.

I had a nightmare that I saw Todd naked and it scared the bejesus out of me.

bejesus by loyolacs August 20, 2002

bejesus 

bejesus: be·je·sus
Variant(s): also be·jee·zus /bi-'jE-z&s, -'jA-, -z&z/
Etymology: alteration of by Jesus
Date: circa 1908
-- (interjection) used as a mild oath;
-- (noun) runny poop

You scured the bejesus out of me.

bejesus by ))<>(( July 7, 2006

bejesus 

(n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

The bear scared Bejesus out of us

bejesus by Brent February 17, 2004

bejesus 

1.Used in a phrase or an excalmation.
2. Can be shortened.

You scared the bejesus out of me!
BEJESUS!!!!
I beat the bejes (buh-hace) out of him.

bejesus by Adnarim Nosaj November 19, 2003

bejesus 

a mythical character resembling Jesus that appears when smoking marijuana

Bejesus and I are going to eat some pizza.

bejesus by The Chad April 2, 2003

bejesus 

1. A small fictitious organ, often visible, found in the left shoulder of immature humans (children and some adults).
2. An exclamation of surprise, likely when one has been scared or startled. Induced by the bejesus leaping out of the body and sometimes running away in fear.

John: Your bejesus is showing.
Harold: Aw, crap - not again!

Bob: You scared the bejesus out of me!
Carl: It went over there.

bejesus by Nag Romius June 1, 2009